A google search for "horny salmon" pulls up the following:


"Every cave one visits is similar. In these works of art, some of which date back as far as 30,000 years or older and none of which are newer than 15,000 years old, every animal is rendered in voluptuous proportions: massive curvaceous haunches that bulge out with the natural contours of the cave wall. The use of the line is nothing short of sensuous.[...]"

**Here's the important part***

"[...]In the Abri Poisson, a small chamber set into the base of a rocky overhang in which a prehistoric stone-carver chiseled out a fish, the salmon that has been etched onto the chamber ceiling bears the sign of a horny salmon swimming upstream to the spawning grounds: a bulbous swelling at the front of the snout that acts as a navigatory clitoris, giving pleasure to the salmon as it is buffeted by the current of water against which it struggles."



So what we are doing here is upholding a 30,000 year old tradition. Be proud, salmon runners.

P.S. I will give a hug to anyone who includes a bulbous navigatory clitoris on the snout of their salmon.